I found there are only two types of payroll users. Those who like Superpay. And those who don't. Those who don't simply did not take the time or trouble to have a bit of fun in their life. No sirreeeeeeee! Those sour people want everything to be grey, staunch and very serious.
Superpay payroll software delivers the same strict and accurate results, but Superpay payroll wages and salaries software bubbles with fun. Really! I kid you not. Despite it's light-hearted attitude towards a very serious subject like money. It remains deadly accurate and reliable.
I will be most astounded if you don't at least test drive Superpay payroll software and inject a bit of fun in your dull payday.
Superpay payroll software delivers the same strict and accurate results, but Superpay payroll wages and salaries software bubbles with fun. Really! I kid you not. Despite it's light-hearted attitude towards a very serious subject like money. It remains deadly accurate and reliable.
I will be most astounded if you don't at least test drive Superpay payroll software and inject a bit of fun in your dull payday.
Ek gaan jou nou sommer straight tune my broer.Ons klompie hier van Superpay kak nog van ellende om die lekker ou produkkie in die mark te kry. En dis 'n lekker produkkie met baie potensiaal. Jong! Doen jouself nou 'n favour en test drive Superpay. Hierdie salaris en lone stelsetjie gaan nog baie beter word as wat jy kan droom.
Maar ons het so bietjie ondersteuning nodig van julle arme ou bedrukte besigheidjies wat so kreun onder die regering se red tape en strond. Of dalk voel jy dat jou payroll nou baie duur word. Almal wil net skep ne' broer?
Ek is nou nie juis 'n knapie wat daarvan hou om baie tyd op die foon te sit en kak praat nie. So as jy vashaak tik maar vir my 'n briefietjie in epos. En watch tog nou maar die ou paar video'tjies man. Moet nou nie altyd so slapgat wees nie. Ek het ook baie werk net soos jy.
But really, really sister. If you know the basics of computers and you know how to download and install software from the web. Install Superpay. You will love it. I kid you not. Superpay payroll software is great fun. Man Superpay is fantastic payroll software!
Superpay can do a lot more than what you would expect from a piece of payroll software that is so reasonably priced. Ja man, ons is nie greedy nie. Ons kak om aan die lewe te bly, maar ons weet as ons vasbyt gaan ons bo uitkom. Yes man. Don't struggle with your salries and wages anymore. Join us here at superpay. And you will see, your pay day will change llike magic into playday. Have some fun for a change! Treat yourself to payroll software that is fun and refreshing to work with.
Maar ons het so bietjie ondersteuning nodig van julle arme ou bedrukte besigheidjies wat so kreun onder die regering se red tape en strond. Of dalk voel jy dat jou payroll nou baie duur word. Almal wil net skep ne' broer?
Ek is nou nie juis 'n knapie wat daarvan hou om baie tyd op die foon te sit en kak praat nie. So as jy vashaak tik maar vir my 'n briefietjie in epos. En watch tog nou maar die ou paar video'tjies man. Moet nou nie altyd so slapgat wees nie. Ek het ook baie werk net soos jy.
But really, really sister. If you know the basics of computers and you know how to download and install software from the web. Install Superpay. You will love it. I kid you not. Superpay payroll software is great fun. Man Superpay is fantastic payroll software!
Superpay can do a lot more than what you would expect from a piece of payroll software that is so reasonably priced. Ja man, ons is nie greedy nie. Ons kak om aan die lewe te bly, maar ons weet as ons vasbyt gaan ons bo uitkom. Yes man. Don't struggle with your salries and wages anymore. Join us here at superpay. And you will see, your pay day will change llike magic into playday. Have some fun for a change! Treat yourself to payroll software that is fun and refreshing to work with.
Superpay payroll and wages software for hourly, daily, weekly, monthly and fortnightly paid workers and casuall workers is seriously different. In fact I will be astounded if it does not at least bring a grin to your face. Maybe make you burst out laughing. I kid you not. Superpay will entertain you whilst you are doing the extremely boring salaries and wages job.
How easy is Superpay? Well Superpay is so easy that it ships without a help file. Those who are a bit slow, also understand it after awhile. Of course there are some hidden functions you will enquire about. But noooo problem. You will get the hang of superpay like a duck takes to water.
Ok! I know you think I am bragging. But the proof is in the pudding. Download Superpay payroll and wages software. And play with it. Listen to the help files (yeh! baby - you listen, or watch the help videos online) or like I said. Most of you will just understand it. You will go with the flow and relax with every payroll you must process.
I also want you to download Superpay. Even though you have no intention of ever using Superpay payroll and wages software. Just download it and test it. You can even use it as a tax calculator to see how accurate your boss is calculating your taxes.
And before you wipe your eyes out, I am sure you will be madly in love with Superpay. You might just as well start using Superpay now. Because one day, you and everyone you love will be using Superpay.
Is Superpay perfect. Goodness no! Don't be silly. If Microsoft with all their billions cannot get it right. Why will such a pis-olie co like Devox get it right so fast? But we are trying broer and sister. We are really leaning into Superpay payroll and wages software to bring you something special. And maybe you want to invest in our future? Ja swaer, die sagteware gaan eendag heel bo uitkom en dan gaan ons almal smile. Want ons gaan wragtag nie vir jou rook nie. Ons glo aan value vir value. En as jy smile, dan smile ons ook.
Ja! Daar is mos maar altyd die paar dose wat Superpay
wil score en verniet daarmee wil wegkom, but once a scorpion, always 'n scorpion. Die mense is seker nou maar
skelm van ge-aardheid en daaraan kan ons klomp struggling dose van Superpay seker nie veel doen nie.
Maar aanhouer wen. So ons is vreeslik bly as jy een van die mense is wat Superpay gebruik vir hulle salarisse en lone.
How easy is Superpay? Well Superpay is so easy that it ships without a help file. Those who are a bit slow, also understand it after awhile. Of course there are some hidden functions you will enquire about. But noooo problem. You will get the hang of superpay like a duck takes to water.
Ok! I know you think I am bragging. But the proof is in the pudding. Download Superpay payroll and wages software. And play with it. Listen to the help files (yeh! baby - you listen, or watch the help videos online) or like I said. Most of you will just understand it. You will go with the flow and relax with every payroll you must process.
I also want you to download Superpay. Even though you have no intention of ever using Superpay payroll and wages software. Just download it and test it. You can even use it as a tax calculator to see how accurate your boss is calculating your taxes.
And before you wipe your eyes out, I am sure you will be madly in love with Superpay. You might just as well start using Superpay now. Because one day, you and everyone you love will be using Superpay.
Is Superpay perfect. Goodness no! Don't be silly. If Microsoft with all their billions cannot get it right. Why will such a pis-olie co like Devox get it right so fast? But we are trying broer and sister. We are really leaning into Superpay payroll and wages software to bring you something special. And maybe you want to invest in our future? Ja swaer, die sagteware gaan eendag heel bo uitkom en dan gaan ons almal smile. Want ons gaan wragtag nie vir jou rook nie. Ons glo aan value vir value. En as jy smile, dan smile ons ook.
Ja! Daar is mos maar altyd die paar dose wat Superpay
wil score en verniet daarmee wil wegkom, but once a scorpion, always 'n scorpion. Die mense is seker nou maar
skelm van ge-aardheid en daaraan kan ons klomp struggling dose van Superpay seker nie veel doen nie.
Maar aanhouer wen. So ons is vreeslik bly as jy een van die mense is wat Superpay gebruik vir hulle salarisse en lone.
As jy 'n vroumens is, en jy gebruik Superpay payroll en wages software. Hier is vir jou 'n soentjie. xxx Moet nou nie dat jou man of kerel uitvind nie, anders soek hy ook dalk een by jou. (En die tyd van dag ruik sy asem vreeslik na knoffel en bier)
Maar as jy hom dan nou sover kry om ook Superpay te gebruik. Dan gaan ek sy blad skud. Ek is trots op jou knapie. Maggies man, ek is bly jy gebruik die regte sagteware vir jou salarisse en lone.
Yes broer. Life was made to enjoy. Not to struggle under the yoke of the bloody government. Did you notice SARS now calls you partner? Ja frickin ja! Partner! You must do all the payroll, salaries and wages work and the doos just sits there with his cupped hand and collect whilst he does not even offer to lend a helping hand.
The SARS e-mail help is a joke. It is just a gaping black hole that makes your e-mail disappear into oblivion. Forget it, SARS does not reply with help. The SARS website is so confusing that nothing is neatly sorted in tax years. You cannot just go to the 2011 tax year and get the relevant information. No sir! NO madam. The funking taxman present you with hundreds of outdated documents in pdf format and you must now scratch your head till kingdom come to get relevant information.
In contrast to bloatware, the unlimited employee Superpay payroll software system does hourly, weekly, daily, monthly and fortnightly salaries and wages, and weighs in at under 6MB. Yes!! Superpay payroll and wages software looks like a miracle in compressed size. Small things like atoms packs a power punch. And Superpay is astoundingly advanced for such a tiny little payroll.
I tell you what. If you are the type of person who actually reads all this crap and other nice stuff I write about Superpay salary and wages software. And you don't agree. Why don't you click on my e-mail link and tell me where I am getting it wrong. According to you.
My ore en my oe is oop broer/sussie. As iets jou irriteer moet jy praat. Ja, don't keep your trap shut. If I can improve on Superpay then open your mouth. And speak. I want to know how I can show those fat-cat payroll software vendors a big toffee.
Maar as jy hom dan nou sover kry om ook Superpay te gebruik. Dan gaan ek sy blad skud. Ek is trots op jou knapie. Maggies man, ek is bly jy gebruik die regte sagteware vir jou salarisse en lone.
Yes broer. Life was made to enjoy. Not to struggle under the yoke of the bloody government. Did you notice SARS now calls you partner? Ja frickin ja! Partner! You must do all the payroll, salaries and wages work and the doos just sits there with his cupped hand and collect whilst he does not even offer to lend a helping hand.
The SARS e-mail help is a joke. It is just a gaping black hole that makes your e-mail disappear into oblivion. Forget it, SARS does not reply with help. The SARS website is so confusing that nothing is neatly sorted in tax years. You cannot just go to the 2011 tax year and get the relevant information. No sir! NO madam. The funking taxman present you with hundreds of outdated documents in pdf format and you must now scratch your head till kingdom come to get relevant information.
In contrast to bloatware, the unlimited employee Superpay payroll software system does hourly, weekly, daily, monthly and fortnightly salaries and wages, and weighs in at under 6MB. Yes!! Superpay payroll and wages software looks like a miracle in compressed size. Small things like atoms packs a power punch. And Superpay is astoundingly advanced for such a tiny little payroll.
I tell you what. If you are the type of person who actually reads all this crap and other nice stuff I write about Superpay salary and wages software. And you don't agree. Why don't you click on my e-mail link and tell me where I am getting it wrong. According to you.
My ore en my oe is oop broer/sussie. As iets jou irriteer moet jy praat. Ja, don't keep your trap shut. If I can improve on Superpay then open your mouth. And speak. I want to know how I can show those fat-cat payroll software vendors a big toffee.
Jy moet ook nou nie staan en 'n selfsugtige doos word nie. As jy van Superpay payroll sagteware hou. Vertel jou tjommies man. Vertel jou familie. Met genoeg gebruikers gaan hierdie nog 'n baie lekkerder en meer kragtige salaris sagteware word. Dit is reeds soos wat dit nou is, 'n ongelooflike payroll stelsel. Maar met elke nuwe gebruiker word ek net verder aangespoor om vir jou die salaris en lone gedeelte heerlik te maak. En as jy nou baie geld het, koop bietjie in Superpay in man. Moet nou nie jou geld in 'n trommeltjie onder jou bed hou nie. Koop die helfte van Superpay man. Dan kry ek 'n hup stootjie (sies man, jou gedagtes is lelik) en jy kry 'n lekker passive income vir die toekoms as die taxman nou eers al sy kak uitgesort het.
Believe it or not. But Superpay, payroll and wages software also caters for all your B.E.E needs. Ja swaer, the new form of apartheid that chases our young boys overseas, because they cannot get a job with the new B.E.E apartheid system. Is also catered for in Superpay. Ja ons kruip gat by die regering, en hou maar die ding op die straight en narrow. Superpay really loves you. I kid you not. Cave in now. One day you will use Superpay. Simply because Superpay loves you. No matter what.
Daar's 'n wind wat waai.
Daar's 'n wind wat waai.
Hy waai my hier, en hy waai my daar.
Jy gaan Superpay like, dis nou maar klaar.
Daar kom die Alibama, die Alibama die kom oor die see.
Die kaptein is gatvol vir sy Excel spreadsheet, hy se nee.
Gee vir my Superpay sing hy, ek wil lag en kekkel kraai.
Wanneer ek die klomp se lone in 'n oogwink reg swaai.
Daar's 'n wind wat waai.
Hy waai my hier, en hy waai my daar.
Jy gaan Superpay like, dis nou maar klaar.
Daar kom die Alibama, die Alibama die kom oor die see.
Die kaptein is gatvol vir sy Excel spreadsheet, hy se nee.
Gee vir my Superpay sing hy, ek wil lag en kekkel kraai.
Wanneer ek die klomp se lone in 'n oogwink reg swaai.
Hickory, dickory dock.
Yes Superpay has a built in clock.
'So why don't you use Superpay?'
I heard the wise man say to the cock.
To which his wife replied,
laughingly through the tears she cried.
'He's just a animal dear Dick.
And you are as thick as a brick.'
But Superpay is so cool Dick said
It makes it easy for me to earn my bread.
I want the world to live in peace and happiness.
And to use Superpay easy without stress.
Yes Superpay has a built in clock.
'So why don't you use Superpay?'
I heard the wise man say to the cock.
To which his wife replied,
laughingly through the tears she cried.
'He's just a animal dear Dick.
And you are as thick as a brick.'
But Superpay is so cool Dick said
It makes it easy for me to earn my bread.
I want the world to live in peace and happiness.
And to use Superpay easy without stress.
Daar onder in die vlei stap 'n mannetjie.
Hy voel so vry en so fraai.
Mens sou sweer hy is oppad om te naai.
Om weer 'n keer sy wild oats te gaan saai.
Ja! Die knapie gebruik nou Superpay
Hy is oppad om met sy goose te gaan vry.
Met al die extra tyd wat hy nou kry.
deur Superpay, het sy seks lewe, spark gekry.
Twinkle, twinkle little Superpay
You are here to brighten my day.
Up above the RSA sky so toxic.
Do you free the pay clerk from the stick.
When SARS comes to harvest
Superpay shields you from the mess.
By making sure your stuff is right.
Cause no-one ever wins the SARS fight.
You are here to brighten my day.
Up above the RSA sky so toxic.
Do you free the pay clerk from the stick.
When SARS comes to harvest
Superpay shields you from the mess.
By making sure your stuff is right.
Cause no-one ever wins the SARS fight.
Hierdie is nou sommer 'n kak gediggie
Wat gaan oor die Superpay geruggie.
Ja dis alles waar wat jy hoor.
Superpay is lekker, al voel jy goor.
Dit doen die ure, en weke en jare getrou.
Met so lekker payroll sal jy dit nooit berou.
Man dit doen salarisse en lone.
En calculate die taxman se bone.
Alles altyd lekker reg.
Die job werk jy vinnig weg.
Met jou Superpay en jy.
Het jy baie ure vry.
Wat gaan oor die Superpay geruggie.
Ja dis alles waar wat jy hoor.
Superpay is lekker, al voel jy goor.
Dit doen die ure, en weke en jare getrou.
Met so lekker payroll sal jy dit nooit berou.
Man dit doen salarisse en lone.
En calculate die taxman se bone.
Alles altyd lekker reg.
Die job werk jy vinnig weg.
Met jou Superpay en jy.
Het jy baie ure vry.
Of course we must also seriously brag.
Superpay kan nog nie ALLES doen nie.
Superpay is not perfect yet.
But... Superpay is getting better and better every day.
Don't get snotty with me, if you really like Superpay and it cannot
do certain things, that your expensive payroll can do.
Stick to your expensive payroll until we get to your stuff.
P.S. It's a great compliment for me, if you are pissed that
Superpay cannot do the occasional things yet.
Cause you really want to use Superpay. Don't you?
Ja! jy's verniet so kwaad. Jy soek Superpay sterk swaer.
So what can you do with Superpay, payroll and wages software.
Well, to be honest. All of your everyday salaries and wages.
It does medical, co cars. Car allowances. Bonus and leave pay.
Pension, RAF and Commision.
UIF, SDL, TAX, SITE and PAYE
Yep, all of the government tongue twisting crap.
Superpay looks after your leave and loans.
Yep. You also have full feedback re your EMP201 and EMP501 returns.
Did I forget to mention Superpay will handle unlimited employees.
Ja, I'm not going to charge your ears of your head just because you are a 'rich' company.
I know that salaries and wages is your biggest overhead,
and you most probably shit bricks to keep the kettle boiling.
Welkom swaer. Jy is nou by die regte plek.
Superpay kan nog nie ALLES doen nie.
Superpay is not perfect yet.
But... Superpay is getting better and better every day.
Don't get snotty with me, if you really like Superpay and it cannot
do certain things, that your expensive payroll can do.
Stick to your expensive payroll until we get to your stuff.
P.S. It's a great compliment for me, if you are pissed that
Superpay cannot do the occasional things yet.
Cause you really want to use Superpay. Don't you?
Ja! jy's verniet so kwaad. Jy soek Superpay sterk swaer.
So what can you do with Superpay, payroll and wages software.
Well, to be honest. All of your everyday salaries and wages.
It does medical, co cars. Car allowances. Bonus and leave pay.
Pension, RAF and Commision.
UIF, SDL, TAX, SITE and PAYE
Yep, all of the government tongue twisting crap.
Superpay looks after your leave and loans.
Yep. You also have full feedback re your EMP201 and EMP501 returns.
Did I forget to mention Superpay will handle unlimited employees.
Ja, I'm not going to charge your ears of your head just because you are a 'rich' company.
I know that salaries and wages is your biggest overhead,
and you most probably shit bricks to keep the kettle boiling.
Welkom swaer. Jy is nou by die regte plek.
As ek en jy in die maanlig ry.
Dan vertel jy my van Superpay.
Tot vervelens toe staan jy en spog.
Oor hoe wonderlik Superpay vir jou sorg.
Jy het vertel dat die kat vervel
En dat superpay kan tax tel,
Ek dog toe jy praat pure bog
Maar toe toets ek Superpay, dankie tog.
Ek is nou in ekstase elke pay day.
My kop is skoon, my hart is bly.
Oordat ek so lekker werk met superpay.
Kan ek nou deur betaal dag gly.
Dan vertel jy my van Superpay.
Tot vervelens toe staan jy en spog.
Oor hoe wonderlik Superpay vir jou sorg.
Jy het vertel dat die kat vervel
En dat superpay kan tax tel,
Ek dog toe jy praat pure bog
Maar toe toets ek Superpay, dankie tog.
Ek is nou in ekstase elke pay day.
My kop is skoon, my hart is bly.
Oordat ek so lekker werk met superpay.
Kan ek nou deur betaal dag gly.
Little red riding hood.
Was in a shitty mood.
Cause her grandma was in bed
With a bloated payroll priced in red.
Tom Thumb said he'll fight the giant.
But little red riding hood was very kind.
Don't fight the dragon you little runt.
Superpay will one day destroy the (sies.)
Was in a shitty mood.
Cause her grandma was in bed
With a bloated payroll priced in red.
Tom Thumb said he'll fight the giant.
But little red riding hood was very kind.
Don't fight the dragon you little runt.
Superpay will one day destroy the (sies.)
Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet.
To do her salaries and wages.
The calculation load was simply ourageous.
A real taxman horror buffet.
But down came Superpay from the web.
And held her hand with every step.
Now payday is like pudding and pie.
You will never hear Miss Muffet cry.
To do her salaries and wages.
The calculation load was simply ourageous.
A real taxman horror buffet.
But down came Superpay from the web.
And held her hand with every step.
Now payday is like pudding and pie.
You will never hear Miss Muffet cry.
Al praat Malema loutere kak.
En jy jou verknies vir die blatante twak.
Sal jy steeds belee jou knieg moet buig.
As die taxman honger aan jou tepel suig.
Ja neef en niggie dis 'n dolle gehol.
Almal steek vir almal in die poepol.
Die taxman weet alles, hy maak sy sak vol.
Die stadsraad help gretig om die kak bol te rol.
En so byt die bose smart vas aan die verlede.
En die wat glo en vergewe floreer in die hede.
Hoe onnosel om die geskiedenis te blameer.
En so die weefstof van die toekoms te verskeur.
Skuldig! Wys die besmette vingertjie met pofferende geweld.
'Shoot the farmer, shoot the boer' sing die volk se nuwe held.
So onnosel, so kortsigtig word die fragile vrede opgefok.
Deur 'n giftige mannetjie, 'n arrogante snot-kop.
Ten spyte van als gee Superpay jou rus
As die taxman op jou battery wil pis.
Ja man, dis weird maar dis lekker.
Wanner pay day wil ontplof soos 'n krekker.
Maggies ek vermoed ek praat nou loutere strond.
Vorm ek pure tos met my los tong in die mond.
Maar probeer nou Superpay my tannie of oom.
Moenie vrees nie, moenie huil of skroom
Superpay sit die cherry op jou pay day room.
Ek wonder of daar mense is wat die goed lees?
Want deesdae wil ons mos alles op tv sien ou bees.
Maar nou ja ek sit hier op die troon.
En dink die twak uit om jou te verloon.
Ek grap glad nie, Superpay het jou lief
Ja my skat, jy is Superpay se harte dief.
Vir wat wil jy nog sit en sloeg.
As jy met Superpay kan ploeg.
Maggies nou het ek darem genoeg gat gekruip.
Net om jou sover te kry om aan Superpay te gryp.
Probeer dit net, jou lawwe skeptiese ding.
Superpay sal jou selde van agter bespring.
En jy jou verknies vir die blatante twak.
Sal jy steeds belee jou knieg moet buig.
As die taxman honger aan jou tepel suig.
Ja neef en niggie dis 'n dolle gehol.
Almal steek vir almal in die poepol.
Die taxman weet alles, hy maak sy sak vol.
Die stadsraad help gretig om die kak bol te rol.
En so byt die bose smart vas aan die verlede.
En die wat glo en vergewe floreer in die hede.
Hoe onnosel om die geskiedenis te blameer.
En so die weefstof van die toekoms te verskeur.
Skuldig! Wys die besmette vingertjie met pofferende geweld.
'Shoot the farmer, shoot the boer' sing die volk se nuwe held.
So onnosel, so kortsigtig word die fragile vrede opgefok.
Deur 'n giftige mannetjie, 'n arrogante snot-kop.
Ten spyte van als gee Superpay jou rus
As die taxman op jou battery wil pis.
Ja man, dis weird maar dis lekker.
Wanner pay day wil ontplof soos 'n krekker.
Maggies ek vermoed ek praat nou loutere strond.
Vorm ek pure tos met my los tong in die mond.
Maar probeer nou Superpay my tannie of oom.
Moenie vrees nie, moenie huil of skroom
Superpay sit die cherry op jou pay day room.
Ek wonder of daar mense is wat die goed lees?
Want deesdae wil ons mos alles op tv sien ou bees.
Maar nou ja ek sit hier op die troon.
En dink die twak uit om jou te verloon.
Ek grap glad nie, Superpay het jou lief
Ja my skat, jy is Superpay se harte dief.
Vir wat wil jy nog sit en sloeg.
As jy met Superpay kan ploeg.
Maggies nou het ek darem genoeg gat gekruip.
Net om jou sover te kry om aan Superpay te gryp.
Probeer dit net, jou lawwe skeptiese ding.
Superpay sal jou selde van agter bespring.
Daar was 'n vrolike paas haas
Wat versot was op maas kaas.
Met sy chocolate mandjie huppel hy rond
En steek sy eiers weg, goud, groen en bont.
Hy werk net eenkeer per jaar
Op paas Maandag gaan hy baljaar.
Maar o wee, die chocolate fabriek is op strike.
Die unie dring aan op 'n groot pay hike.
Die arme kliente is reeds platsak.
Die eiers is nou te duur vir pa se gatsak.
En so begin nog 'n werk plekkie vou.
Die arme paas haas moet harde bene kou.
Die werkers sit nou armoedig by die huis.
Die baas staar met trane na sy lee kluis.
Die paas haas bly nou by die kerk muis,
in sy laslap huis, waar die wind altyd suis.
Hulle droom van maas kaas in 'n warm kombuis
Die leier van die unie slaap rustig in sy winter paleis.
Nou wat de donner het dit te doen met Superpay?
Niks nie broer, ek praat net om die tyd om te kry.
Maar terwyl jy nou lees en wonder wat gaan aan.
Download Superpay voordat jou betaaldag vergaan.
Wat versot was op maas kaas.
Met sy chocolate mandjie huppel hy rond
En steek sy eiers weg, goud, groen en bont.
Hy werk net eenkeer per jaar
Op paas Maandag gaan hy baljaar.
Maar o wee, die chocolate fabriek is op strike.
Die unie dring aan op 'n groot pay hike.
Die arme kliente is reeds platsak.
Die eiers is nou te duur vir pa se gatsak.
En so begin nog 'n werk plekkie vou.
Die arme paas haas moet harde bene kou.
Die werkers sit nou armoedig by die huis.
Die baas staar met trane na sy lee kluis.
Die paas haas bly nou by die kerk muis,
in sy laslap huis, waar die wind altyd suis.
Hulle droom van maas kaas in 'n warm kombuis
Die leier van die unie slaap rustig in sy winter paleis.
Nou wat de donner het dit te doen met Superpay?
Niks nie broer, ek praat net om die tyd om te kry.
Maar terwyl jy nou lees en wonder wat gaan aan.
Download Superpay voordat jou betaaldag vergaan.
Al le die berge nog so blou.
En al moet jy harde bene kou.
Dan sal Superpay betaaldag vir jou bou.
Al gee die cashflow jou 'n moerse knou.
Ag ja ou vriend die lewe is soms hard.
En al wil ons snot en trane oor ons smart.
Verbly jouself dat jy leef en liefde gee.
En sodoende vriendskap bande smee.
Welkom hier by Superpay my pal.
Dis net soos cheers sonder die geskel.
Hierdie website vind jy seker donners wierd
Maar jy is hier, by Superpay ons voel ge-eerd.
En al moet jy harde bene kou.
Dan sal Superpay betaaldag vir jou bou.
Al gee die cashflow jou 'n moerse knou.
Ag ja ou vriend die lewe is soms hard.
En al wil ons snot en trane oor ons smart.
Verbly jouself dat jy leef en liefde gee.
En sodoende vriendskap bande smee.
Welkom hier by Superpay my pal.
Dis net soos cheers sonder die geskel.
Hierdie website vind jy seker donners wierd
Maar jy is hier, by Superpay ons voel ge-eerd.
From a Jack to a King.
With Superpay you'll want to sing.
From loneliness to pay day bling.
Superpay turns a clerk into a king.
My boy lollypop, he makes my heart so giddy-up.
Ja my darling with Superpay salaries are a pup.
You will dance in the rain, you will feel no pain.
Wages with Superpay there is no strain.
With Superpay you'll want to sing.
From loneliness to pay day bling.
Superpay turns a clerk into a king.
My boy lollypop, he makes my heart so giddy-up.
Ja my darling with Superpay salaries are a pup.
You will dance in the rain, you will feel no pain.
Wages with Superpay there is no strain.
I can see you sitting there in wonder.
About this website full of words that thunder.
Maybe you call it total crap.
A total waste of a meaningless rap.
But here you are, reading this tripe
Hopefully you have a pay day gripe
Superpay software makes payday fun.
It will feel like a day tanning in the sun.
But wear sun screen. Because the sun is hot.
Goodness gracious me, I talk a lot of snot.
But with Superpay payroll wages and salary software.
You will make pay day blues very rare.
About this website full of words that thunder.
Maybe you call it total crap.
A total waste of a meaningless rap.
But here you are, reading this tripe
Hopefully you have a pay day gripe
Superpay software makes payday fun.
It will feel like a day tanning in the sun.
But wear sun screen. Because the sun is hot.
Goodness gracious me, I talk a lot of snot.
But with Superpay payroll wages and salary software.
You will make pay day blues very rare.
The giant payroll software company.
Laughs at Superpay today.
It reads this website with a frown.
And wonder if kiepie will ever wear the crown.
But hear me out my fearless friendly friend.
One day you will also recommend it to a friend.
Superpay is here to stay and make pay day,
play day. Test it today and have your say.
Laughs at Superpay today.
It reads this website with a frown.
And wonder if kiepie will ever wear the crown.
But hear me out my fearless friendly friend.
One day you will also recommend it to a friend.
Superpay is here to stay and make pay day,
play day. Test it today and have your say.
Only if you are a complete twat.
Will you hesitate to test Superpay, say what.
And then if your brain gets stuck.
An email will get you out of the kak.
Superpay is easy to use.
Superpay can handle abuse.
Superpay will even try to amuse.
Salaries and wages no more confuse.
Will you hesitate to test Superpay, say what.
And then if your brain gets stuck.
An email will get you out of the kak.
Superpay is easy to use.
Superpay can handle abuse.
Superpay will even try to amuse.
Salaries and wages no more confuse.
Fly me to the moon and let me play with Superpay.
Play, play, play, that's what I do on pay day.
Yes wages and salaries and hourly paid is fun.
I can even show the worker, I pay for his bun.
Superpay loves email, they hate the phone.
So when you have trouble and a heart of stone.
Hammer out your frustration on your keyboard
Instead of picking up the phone.
If it's urgent, don't hesitate to call.
Even if the oak at Superpay sounds like a drol.
He's really friendly and has a soft heart.
He's just to busy to sit on the phone and fart.
Play, play, play, that's what I do on pay day.
Yes wages and salaries and hourly paid is fun.
I can even show the worker, I pay for his bun.
Superpay loves email, they hate the phone.
So when you have trouble and a heart of stone.
Hammer out your frustration on your keyboard
Instead of picking up the phone.
If it's urgent, don't hesitate to call.
Even if the oak at Superpay sounds like a drol.
He's really friendly and has a soft heart.
He's just to busy to sit on the phone and fart.
Ek dink, jy dink, die mense van Superpay is mal.
Die ou se kop lyk seker soos 'n rugby bal.
So mal soos a haas, so gek soos 'n drek.
Op betaal dag, hoev jy nie meer gat te lek.
Superpay maak die lone vrolik.
Die geld wat jy betaal maak jou olik.
Wrintie waar ou vriend lees jy nog die twak.
As jy nie toets nie, gaan jy dink Superpay is kak.
Die ou se kop lyk seker soos 'n rugby bal.
So mal soos a haas, so gek soos 'n drek.
Op betaal dag, hoev jy nie meer gat te lek.
Superpay maak die lone vrolik.
Die geld wat jy betaal maak jou olik.
Wrintie waar ou vriend lees jy nog die twak.
As jy nie toets nie, gaan jy dink Superpay is kak.
Nou as jy Superpay nou toets en try.
En jy laaik dit nie, vertel my waar die kaiings braai.
Sodat ek kan hoor waar maak ek dan fout.
Dalk kan ek Superpay reg tik op die boud.
Mense maar nou praat ek loutere strond.
As jy dit laaik, vertel dit assebllief rond.
En jy laaik dit nie, vertel my waar die kaiings braai.
Sodat ek kan hoor waar maak ek dan fout.
Dalk kan ek Superpay reg tik op die boud.
Mense maar nou praat ek loutere strond.
As jy dit laaik, vertel dit assebllief rond.
Ek sit hier op my salaris sagteware troontjie
En pick na die vuilgoed onder my klein toontjie
En ek wonder wat se wonderlike mense die twak lees.
Want hulle is definitief nie arm van gees.
Nee, ek deel hier met die sout van die aarde
Mense met wysheid en lang wit baarde.
Daar praat ek al weer louterde strond.
Van die kop val die kakpraat uit die mond.
En pick na die vuilgoed onder my klein toontjie
En ek wonder wat se wonderlike mense die twak lees.
Want hulle is definitief nie arm van gees.
Nee, ek deel hier met die sout van die aarde
Mense met wysheid en lang wit baarde.
Daar praat ek al weer louterde strond.
Van die kop val die kakpraat uit die mond.
Kan jy glo een mens kan so klomp kaf skryf.
Net om 'n salaris pakket die mark in te dryf.
Te min geld om saam met die reuse te speel.
Moet ons maar van die harsings in die kop steel.
Superpay is lekker, Superpay is laf.
Met Superpay draf jy betaaldag kaf.
Al jou salarisse, al jou lone en tax goed.
Doen Superpay maklik en gee jou moed.
Net om 'n salaris pakket die mark in te dryf.
Te min geld om saam met die reuse te speel.
Moet ons maar van die harsings in die kop steel.
Superpay is lekker, Superpay is laf.
Met Superpay draf jy betaaldag kaf.
Al jou salarisse, al jou lone en tax goed.
Doen Superpay maklik en gee jou moed.
Ag please daddy take us to the drive in.
If you suffer on pay day, it's time to begin
to use Superpay for your wages and salaries.
We could have been at the movies eating popcorn
Instead of watching you suffer your payday moarn
If you suffer on pay day, it's time to begin
to use Superpay for your wages and salaries.
We could have been at the movies eating popcorn
Instead of watching you suffer your payday moarn
Holy Cow Superpay has a lot of junk on their website.
It's the strangest poems about uif and sdl and flying a kite
SARS is a deadly virus I hear them say.
But they are only here to collect from your pay.
They make it complex and hard.
Everytime you do the wages you want to fart.
With Superpay, pay day becomes play day.
If you don't llike it. I want to hear what you say.
It's the strangest poems about uif and sdl and flying a kite
SARS is a deadly virus I hear them say.
But they are only here to collect from your pay.
They make it complex and hard.
Everytime you do the wages you want to fart.
With Superpay, pay day becomes play day.
If you don't llike it. I want to hear what you say.
e@syfile, e@syfile why are you so bloated and vile.
If you were written by Superpay you would be thin with style.
But no, SARS listens to the big nobs and makes easy very hard.
If Superpay wrote e@syfile it would have been really easy and smart.
If you were written by Superpay you would be thin with style.
But no, SARS listens to the big nobs and makes easy very hard.
If Superpay wrote e@syfile it would have been really easy and smart.
If you don't like Superpay today.
What changes will swing it your way?
Please tell me friend, what can I do?
To make Superpay a thing to woo.
What changes will swing it your way?
Please tell me friend, what can I do?
To make Superpay a thing to woo.
If you like freedom in your payroll.
Then take Superpay for a 35 day stroll.
But don't just run away if you don't click
Please tell me what will make it stick.
Then take Superpay for a 35 day stroll.
But don't just run away if you don't click
Please tell me what will make it stick.
Ek het 'n storie gehoor
Dat die groot payroll ouens jou boor.
So join nou maar ons klein speel groep.
Dan word ons saam groot terwyl ons poep.
By Superpay is ons nie greedy.
Die ouens hier is ook nie seedy.
Net normale mense so mal soos jy.
Wat graag op betaal dag lekker kry.
Dat die groot payroll ouens jou boor.
So join nou maar ons klein speel groep.
Dan word ons saam groot terwyl ons poep.
By Superpay is ons nie greedy.
Die ouens hier is ook nie seedy.
Net normale mense so mal soos jy.
Wat graag op betaal dag lekker kry.
Ja ek weet is deur die windmeul geklap.
Met Superpay het ek baie tyd vir stap.
Die malle gejaag om lone te doen
Word deesdae deur Superpay gesoen.
Sonnig warm en snoesig sag.
Superpay laat my skitter op betaal dag.
Al is die weer vreeslik kak of koud.
Met Superpay slaap ek binneboud.
Met Superpay het ek baie tyd vir stap.
Die malle gejaag om lone te doen
Word deesdae deur Superpay gesoen.
Sonnig warm en snoesig sag.
Superpay laat my skitter op betaal dag.
Al is die weer vreeslik kak of koud.
Met Superpay slaap ek binneboud.
I am astounded that you are still reading.
After hearing about Superpay at your meeting.
Most of it is true my new friend.
Superpay can bend a sad payroll to mend.
If you use Superpay, Superpay will love you.
And even if you don't use Superpay, it will woo.
The hardest heart into a putty like glue.
If you step in pay day thorns, it is a shoe.
Don't break the Superpay heart.
If the doos on the phone don't give a fart.
Play your keyboard like a piano.
And Superpay help will start to flow.
I can hardly believe I wrote all this shit.
And that you are reading non stop as you sit.
For if you were to stand and read this crap.
Then you will end up with your back in a strap.
After hearing about Superpay at your meeting.
Most of it is true my new friend.
Superpay can bend a sad payroll to mend.
If you use Superpay, Superpay will love you.
And even if you don't use Superpay, it will woo.
The hardest heart into a putty like glue.
If you step in pay day thorns, it is a shoe.
Don't break the Superpay heart.
If the doos on the phone don't give a fart.
Play your keyboard like a piano.
And Superpay help will start to flow.
I can hardly believe I wrote all this shit.
And that you are reading non stop as you sit.
For if you were to stand and read this crap.
Then you will end up with your back in a strap.
Het ek dan nog steeds jou aandag vasgevang?
Maak die payroll goed jou vreeslik bang?
Moenie huil nie, moenie vrees.
Selfs in Stellenbosch kom Superpay payroll's genees.
En steeds skryf ek die nonsens wat jou hak.
Ja wragtag, hier sit jy en lees nog die klomp kak.
Gebruik jy al Superpay groot pal van my.
Of is jy nog besig om teen jou siel te baklei.
Hierdie donnerse website is amper soos 'n scratch pad.
Vir Afrikaans musikante wat nie woorde reg kan vat.
Maar die ouens van Superpay kan alles laat rym.
Selfs die tax emp201 en emp501 en ander SARS slym.
Maak die payroll goed jou vreeslik bang?
Moenie huil nie, moenie vrees.
Selfs in Stellenbosch kom Superpay payroll's genees.
En steeds skryf ek die nonsens wat jou hak.
Ja wragtag, hier sit jy en lees nog die klomp kak.
Gebruik jy al Superpay groot pal van my.
Of is jy nog besig om teen jou siel te baklei.
Hierdie donnerse website is amper soos 'n scratch pad.
Vir Afrikaans musikante wat nie woorde reg kan vat.
Maar die ouens van Superpay kan alles laat rym.
Selfs die tax emp201 en emp501 en ander SARS slym.
With the utmost respect, the e@syfile system of SARS is a homologues ball of snot that is slow and not easy at all.
The e@syfile system is complex, bloated, very unfriendly and a funking nightmare that installs all kinds of kak on your PC that now runs 24 hours on your PC as if though the funking e@syfile system is the only thing on the computer that you ever use.
SARS is very un-help-full and impossible to get hold off. They have the law behind them, so stuff all those people who needs to find out how the fricking abortion actually works. Partner! se moer. Dis 'n nagmerrie met al die donners rooi tape wat die drol aandring om in te bring.
Instede van konsentreer op produktiwiteit en geld maak moet besighede nou eindelose ure sukkel om SARS se dooslikke stelsels te implimenteer. Die klomp is nou vinnig besig om die land van die wal af in die gat in te jaag.
Ja 'partner'! Jy is skuins bedonnerd, probeer bietjie saamwerk man. Jy staan net daar met jou groot stok en jou ou bak handjie om te kollek. Maar wat my gat se deksel is, is dat jy dit so moeilik en onaangenaam maak as wat jy kan. Jy probeer nie vriende maak nie man. Jy leef in 'n dwaal wereld.
Hoekom LUISTER jy nie bietjie na die mense nie SARS, instede van om soos 'n dowe klapperkop voort te fok in jou droom wereld van high tech goed wat jy dink goed werk en almal verstaan. Kom bietjie by man.
Met respek. Jy's 'n moerse onaangename doos om mee te 'partner' SARS. Bring bietjie jou kant, jou grootbek maar dowe partner. Jou asem ryk tans heavy na kak. Dit stink. Brush bietjie man. Ons sukkel vir ure om net die belasting en die uif te betaal. Sowat van tydmors en blatante disrespek vir belasting betalers se kosbare tyd is baie dooslik van jou.
When you un-install the e@syfile system, the un-install box shows little blocks, which makes me think e@syfile was written by some Chinese co. As it cannot display the language. Most probably contracted by some big shot ANC leader with Chinese contacts or something. Wonder what the abortion is costing the tax payers of the country?
The e@syfile system is complex, bloated, very unfriendly and a funking nightmare that installs all kinds of kak on your PC that now runs 24 hours on your PC as if though the funking e@syfile system is the only thing on the computer that you ever use.
SARS is very un-help-full and impossible to get hold off. They have the law behind them, so stuff all those people who needs to find out how the fricking abortion actually works. Partner! se moer. Dis 'n nagmerrie met al die donners rooi tape wat die drol aandring om in te bring.
Instede van konsentreer op produktiwiteit en geld maak moet besighede nou eindelose ure sukkel om SARS se dooslikke stelsels te implimenteer. Die klomp is nou vinnig besig om die land van die wal af in die gat in te jaag.
Ja 'partner'! Jy is skuins bedonnerd, probeer bietjie saamwerk man. Jy staan net daar met jou groot stok en jou ou bak handjie om te kollek. Maar wat my gat se deksel is, is dat jy dit so moeilik en onaangenaam maak as wat jy kan. Jy probeer nie vriende maak nie man. Jy leef in 'n dwaal wereld.
Hoekom LUISTER jy nie bietjie na die mense nie SARS, instede van om soos 'n dowe klapperkop voort te fok in jou droom wereld van high tech goed wat jy dink goed werk en almal verstaan. Kom bietjie by man.
Met respek. Jy's 'n moerse onaangename doos om mee te 'partner' SARS. Bring bietjie jou kant, jou grootbek maar dowe partner. Jou asem ryk tans heavy na kak. Dit stink. Brush bietjie man. Ons sukkel vir ure om net die belasting en die uif te betaal. Sowat van tydmors en blatante disrespek vir belasting betalers se kosbare tyd is baie dooslik van jou.
When you un-install the e@syfile system, the un-install box shows little blocks, which makes me think e@syfile was written by some Chinese co. As it cannot display the language. Most probably contracted by some big shot ANC leader with Chinese contacts or something. Wonder what the abortion is costing the tax payers of the country?
Office hours 8.30am to 16.30 pm:
Tel: 012-666-7179
Plot 34b, 223 Baard Street
Raslouw, Centurion
South Africa
Tel: 012-666-7179
Plot 34b, 223 Baard Street
Raslouw, Centurion
South Africa
Please email me if you
have any trouble to install Superpay
or if you do not understand something!
Use the Phone only if you must. We reply to email very fast. Thank you!
have any trouble to install Superpay
or if you do not understand something!
Use the Phone only if you must. We reply to email very fast. Thank you!
(c) 2010, DEVOX
Superpay salary and wages software caters for many overtime rates, as well as hourly paid workers and casual workers.
Superpay has many custom income and deduction fields so that you can define your own income and deduction fields.
With Superpay you can change the field labels so that your descriptions appears on the paysheets.
Superpay has a built in clock. When your employees clock it takes a picture of the employee when they clock in or out. It calculates the salaries and wages automatically from the employee's clock records.
Superpay loves you a lot.
If you don't love Superpay you must have a heart of stone. Superpay is simply delicious payroll software.
If you don't love Superpay you must have a heart of stone. Superpay is simply delicious payroll software.
Office hours 8.30am to 16.30 pm:
Tel: 012-666-7179
Plot 34b, 223 Baard Street
Raslouw, Centurion
South Africa
Tel: 012-666-7179
Plot 34b, 223 Baard Street
Raslouw, Centurion
South Africa
Please email me if you
have any trouble to install Superpay
or if you do not understand something!
Use the Phone only if you must. We reply to email very fast. Thank you!
have any trouble to install Superpay
or if you do not understand something!
Use the Phone only if you must. We reply to email very fast. Thank you!
Superpay Updates
If you did not update since March 2010, you MUST install this too.
(2010/2011 Tables Update)
http://superpay.co.za/2011tables.exe
(2010/2011 Tables Update)
http://superpay.co.za/2011tables.exe
The South African Tax Tables and Pocket Guide. (Issued by SARS for the 2010/11 Tax Year.)
http://superpay.co.za/tax1011guide.pdf
http://superpay.co.za/tax1011guide.pdf